Abnormal

Sasuke Uchiha is not one to be tricked, He didn't believe in Magic, or spells or witches.
Nor wizards.

They were just...Abnormal.
Unlikely to happen.
Freaky.

Sasuke was walking towards the bridge to Team 7's Ususal place.
As he arrived, no one was there yet.
Or so it seemed.

Leaning against the railing, he thought he felt something fall on his cheek.
Touching his cheek gently, he shook his head.

'Nothings there. Weird.'

Naruto hid in the bushes, trying his hardest not to laugh.
He remebered the day before he went to a Flea Market to buy some Ramen.
And old man stood before him calling out to people, saying if they wanted revenge in a bottle
then he had it.

Naruto bounded up, thinking of Sasuke asking what it would do.
The old man smiled and said nothing.
Only how to cure it, True love.

Not caring what it would do Naruto bought it and planned out his plot.
Sasuke felt a sudden wind, he fell down blinking.
"What the heck happened?" He asked out loud.

Sakura skipped happily over to the bridge.
Suddenly stopping in fornt of Sasuke, she cocked her head to the side.

"A cat? Whats a cat doing here?"

"Sakura what are you talking about? Im not a cat." Sasuke said coldly, What on earth
could make that girl think he was a cat?

"OHMYGOD!" She yelled, jumping back.

"D-did that cat just talk to me?!" She asked aloud, staring at Sasuke.

Sasuke tried to stand up, but wobbled.
"Why can't I stand?" He mumbled.

Looking down he saw a black fluffy tail between his legs.

"What the HELL?"

"T-that cat just swore." Sakura looked stumped, then sat down.

"Im not a cat!" Sauske said angerily.

Sakura smiled a little.
"Of course your a cat. Can't you see your tail?" She reached out scratched behind the Cat's
(Sasuke's) ear.

"Its-Me! Sasuke!"
'Ohhh. that feels good...'

"Sasuke-kun? No...you couldn't be...Then again I've never seen a talking cat before..."

Sasuke jumped up on her knees.

"I.Am.Sasuke.Uchiha."
He said slowly and clearly.

Giggling slightly, Sakura asked
"And how do I know your not lying?"

"I..." Sasuke paused.

"Yes?" Sakura prompted.

"My brother Itachi killed my clan, he went after Dobe the Kyuubi vessel and I went away
with Orochimaru for training and you two replaced me with the idiot Sai."

Sasuke glared.

"You really ARE Sasuke-kun." Sakura blinked a few times.

Naruto jumped out of the bushes, unable to heard anything but a weird "MEOW"ing.

"Hey Sakura-Chan!"  He beamed.
"Nice cat. Can I hold him?"

"No way Dobe." Sasuke growled.
But all Naruto heard was a "MEOWRRRR."

"Naruto, um could you understand that?"
"What? No all I heard was a Meow. Its not like I can talk to cats."
"Oh."
"Why?"
"No reason."

Sakura got up, and picked Sauske up.

"Naruto could you go get Sasuke? Maybe he slept in late.....He would kill me if I went to his
house." She added.

"Sure." Naruto smirked and started towards the Uchiha mansion.
"I wouldn't kill you." Sasuke muttered amused.

"You certainly wouldn't let me go alive."

"Hn."

"Ugly? Whats with the cat?" Sai appeared.
"Oh...He's mine, I mean my aunts. I promised her I would take care of him while she went
out today..."

She trailed off.
Sasuke jumped out of her arms.

"Hn."
Sakura picked him back up, and whispered
"I don't think he can understand you either."

"Then why can you?"

Ignoring him, Sakura asked Sai to check on Naruto.

"I don't know. The important thing is how we can change you back."
Kakashi came in around an hour later, saying without Sasuke practice would be useless.

Sasuke and Sakura headed to her house, walking silently.
"Oh no."
Sakura stopped in front of her house.

"What?" Sasuke sat down and started to lick his leg.
'What the heck?! Why am I licking my leg?!!?!?!?!?!'

"My dad doesn't like cats."
Sakura sighed.
"Im going to have to smuggle you in somehow."

"Im not going into your shirt like Akamaru does with Kiba." Sasuke grumbled.

"Your a pervert for thinking up that." Sakura said under her breath.

"Ill just have to run fast." Sakura sighed and picked Sasuke up.

"What? Thats impossible!"

"No its not. Now come on."

Sakura sprinted up to her house, closed the door, shouted "Im home." and ran off to her
bedroom.

Setting Sasuke on the bed she locked the door.

Sasuke started to lick himself again.
"DAMN! Why am I licking myself?"

Sakura smiled softly.
"Its what cats do Sasuke-kun. Get used to it."

"SAKURA! Get down and help me prepare dinner!"

"Coming!" Sakura shouted.

"Stay here OK? Ill bring you something don't worry."

"Hn."

Sakura flung herself out the door and ran downstairs.
Sasuke used this time to look around.

Her walls were pink with blue dots, there was a desk of their team picture on it as well as
a computer, a bathroom, a dresser and a closet.

As he walked into the bathroom, he saw a chair in front of the Vanity.
Jumping up he saw himself in the mirror.

He was a black cat, with a hint of blue in his raven hair, a little tuff stood up in front of his
eyes.

As he explored the room, he casually sniffed smelling Cherry blossoms.
He jumped on her desk where there were pictures of Sakura's friends.

Ino, Tenten, Temari, and Hinata.
It showed them at sleepovers, training, and at a park.

After a hour or so of waiting Sakura backed into the room, carrying a bowl and a plate.
"Here"

She filled the bowl full of water and set down a plate of Tuna and salami and bread.

"Give me a break, I just went through a lecture."
Sakura sighed and fell on bed.

Sauske ate, while Sakura flipped through a magazine.
The clock chimed Nine, Sakura lifted herself up, grabbed the plate and bowl and some
clothes and went into the bathroom.

"Im not going to change in front of you, even if your a cat." She smirked and locked the
door.

Sasuke wandered over to the window and played with the tassel.
When she came out, he about fell off the ledge.

Skaura scooped him up, and placed him on the bed.
"You OK?"

"Hn."

The phone rang.
"Hello?"
She hit speaker.

"Sakura!" Ino's voice rang out.

"Whats up Ino?" Sakura cast a look at Sasuke.

"Seen Sasuke-kun today?" Ino asked casually.

"No, he wasn't at training." Sakura took out a brush and began to brush Sasuke.

"Hey!" He gave her a glare.
"What are you doing?"

"Brushing your fur, otherwise you'll get it in knots."

"Hey Forehead-Girl did you take kidnap him or something?"

Sakura paused, she considered saying Yes but something told her Ino would be breaking
down her door after a minute.

"No, I told you Ino-Pig that I have no idea where he is. I got to go, its getting late and my
parents want to be clean my room."

"Oh ok. Seeya tomarrow."

Sakura hung up.

"Why did you lie?"
"About what? Kidnapping you?"
"No, your parents never told you to clean your room."
"Oh, its a girl thing you wouldn't understand.
"Hn."

Sakura got under the sheets of her bed and put Sasuke on a pillow.

"Night Sasuke-kun."

He was already fast asleep.
Smiling she turned out the light.

Around One AM Sauske felt cold, and huddled closer to Sakura.
(A/N Strictly for Warmth of course)

When she awoke, she gazed at the black cat that was cuddled up next to her.
'He really is cute.'

Getting up, and making the bed, she tucked him in and headed towards the bathroom.
After her shower, she changed and Sasuke was still asleep.

"Sasuke-kun time to wake up."
She called.

Sasuke stretched.
"How about you wait outside for me?"

"Whatever."

Sakura opened her window, he jumped out onto a tree.
"Ill be there in a sec, don't run off."

"Hn."

After breakfast, Sakura went outside with her purse.
Sasuke was still in the tree, waiting for her.

"Come down." The sun was shining, the birds were singing and there was a nice wind.

"I have a feeling Dobe has to do with this." Sasuke said, leaping up on a fence.

"We can't do anything about it if he does."

A dog appeared, and Sasuke grabbed onto Sakura.
"Relax Sasuke its Akamaru." She smiled.

"Hey Haruno!" Kiba came jogging up.
"Hey Kiba." Sakura bent down to pet Akamaru, Sasuke still clinging to her.

"Whats with the cat?"
"Oh its my aunts, im watching him for her."
"Wanna go to the park?"
"Sure." Sakura beamed.

They talked, Sasuke finally got annoyed and bit Kiba.
"Sorry bout that." She shot a mad glare at Sasuke.

"Its OK."
Kiba's cell phone rang.
"Ill be there in a minute."

"Sorry Haruno I have to meet Shino and Hinata for a mission."
He waved and ran off.

Sakura walked by the lake, sitting on a bench.
"Sasuke what if I can't turn you back?"

"What do you mean? Your the only one who can understand me. That means something."

"Yeah I guess. I still wouldn't mind if you were a cat for the rest of your life." She blushed
slightly.

Naruto ran up to her.
"Hey Sakura-chan, stuck with the cat again?"

"Yeah." She sighed.

He looked at her face, her expression was upset and sad.
Sighing deeply, he leaned in and muttered something in her ear.

She wacked him, "NARUTO! How could you? Whatever Ill kick your ass later."
Blushing crimson, She picked up Sasuke.

Naruto ran off fast.
"This better work." She muttered.

"What?"

Sakura took a deep breath.
Then kissed him.

A soft breeze sprang up and suddenly Sauske was back to his normal self.
And kissing Sakura back.

When they broke apart, Sakura avoided his gaze.
'He is so going to kill me.'

Sasuke took her chin and made her look at him.
He brushed some hair out of her eyes and smiled softly.

Walking away hand in hand, both blushing a little bit they headed down the road.



Baby you're all that I want.
When you're lying here in my arms
I'm finding it hard to believe
We're in heaven.