DADDY SASUKE

"Uh oh..."
Team 7 minus Sakura had been waiting by the bridge for hours, Kakashi-sensei even turned up before she did!
The two 21 year olds sighed when Kakashi had 'poof'd' up to them saying the Hokage would like to see them.

"WAIT what about Sakura-chan?!" Naruto complained. "Shouldn't we wait for her?"
Kakashi blinked. "Its ABOUT Sakura Naruto."

"OOHH!!!!!"

When they had barged into Tsunade's office they were met with a strange sight.
Tsunade, Shizune, Tonton huddled in a corner.
"AHH Kakashi, Sasuke.....er...Naruto."

Tsunade whipped around, still blocking the view of a small figure. "Well..ermm..Sakura was uhh..helping me today that had something to do with aging scroll...see TONTON HERE-" she glared at the pig. "smudged the ink into a '5' instead of a '25' so erm...uhh.. HERE"

She turned, picked up the figure and set it down carefully. Team 7 stared. It was Sakura...but Seven years old.

"AWW CUTE ITS SAKURA!!" Naruto gasped and ran forward, Sakura whimpered and ran around Tsunade.
"Dobe stop it your scaring her."
Sakura stopped and tottered over to Sasuke until she was right in front of him, she was a little taller then his knees.

"Daddy." She smiled. "DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY."
"Wut?" Naruto's mouth hung open. "Sasuke-teme do something!!!!!"
Sasuke sighed and grabbed a kunai- "NO SASUKE-TEME DONT KILL HER!" Naruto wailed, his arms waving in the air.

"Daddy...Sasuke? DADDY SASUKE!!!" Sakura hugged his knees. Sasuke groaned. "Great she thinks im her father."

"So its settled, Sasuke you are to take care of Sakura until she turns back!" Tsunade grinned and clapped her hands, then ushered them out of her office.

Sakura was wearing a pink shirt and small blue shorts, her hair was in a ribbon.
"Daddy waittttt!" she fell on a step, and started to cry.

"Sasuke-teme watch her damnit! Sakura-chan its alright!" Naruto ran forward and ried to help, but Sakura cried louder.
Sasuke sighed and picked her up, she stopped crying instantly.

"DADDY!" She hugged his neck.
"Ugghh" Sasuke sighed. Well better take her home, its only 1 pm.
Holding Sakura's hand he led her out the door and turned the corner of the block.

"AH SASUKE-KUN WHAT A YOUTHFUL DAY! AND TAKING A WALK WITH-HUH?" You guessed it. Lee stooped down, and looked at Sakura.
.......

"SCARY!!!" Sakura cried out, hanging on to Sasuke's shorts.
The rest of TEAM GAI, rounded the corner. "Lee what-"

Tenten gasped and bent down to Sakura. "Awwhh shes so cute!" she giggled as Sakura put her finger to her lips.
Neji raised his eyebrows. "What in the world-"

"LADY!" Sakura giggled pointing at him.
...........................................
Lee burst out laughing and grabbed Tenten to keep himself up.

"Lady..Lady...LADY MAN!" Sakura smiled and ran forward to Neji and glomped his leg.
"Uchiha get this brat off of me this isntant!" he snarled.

Sasuke smirked and crossed his arms. Sakura being a 5 year old did have its qualities.
"Lady man lady man, LADDDYYY MAN!" Sakura tugged on Neji's hand.
"WHAT?" He roared.

Sakura started to cry. "NEJI!" Tenten glared at her team mate and hushed Sakura up. "I -sniff- wuv you."

"AWWWWHHH!!!!" Lee and Tenten gushed.
"Cut it out Hyuuga shes only 5." Sasuke smirked some more. His oh so sexy smirk..

"Lady man is mean!" Sakura wailed.
"Comon Sakura lets get away from the MEAN LADY." Sasuke smirked more, and led Sakura away.
Neji Hyuuga for once was speechless.
LADY MAN?

And as Team Gai rounded the corner, what did they see? NARUTO MAKING OUT WITH HINATA! Neji, turned red and out came smoke from his nose.
"THATS MY COUSINS YOU SON OF A -"
AND OH HOW THEY FOUGHT.

MEANWHILE..
"Daddy."
".."
"DADDYYYYY."
"...."
"DADDDY ANSWEAR ME DAMNIT."
Sasuke stared. When did she learn THAT word?
"Er..yes?"
"DADDY ITS YOUR HAIR."
"My...hair?"
"CAN I CUT IT?" Sakura made a angelic face.
'She wants to.....cut my hair? why the hell does she want to cut my hair?!'

"Are you deranged?"
"DADDY I WANT TO CUT YOUR HAIR."
"NO."
"YESSSS"
"NO."
"BUY ME CANDY DADDY."
So Sasuke bought her candy. A strawberry ice cream cone.

After that they went to the Uchiha estate. It was 2 in the afternoon.
"Daddy I need to go potty.'

OH GAWD.


Hours seemed to pass and by 7 pm, the doorbell rang.
"YO UCHIHA." Kiba grabbed him by the collar, Sasuke grabbed Sakura, and Kiba dragged them to the bar.
THE BAR.

"LADY MAN!" Sakura squealed with joy when she saw Neji. "Uchiha....Demon." he glared his oh so sexy glare of hatred.
You know the one.

"Teme, Why is Sakura here?"
"Thats Sakura?!" Kiba and Shino rose an eyebrow.

"SASUKE-KUN!"
OH GAWD.

"Karin..." Sasuke groaned inwardly as Karin -the little slut she is- draped her arms around him. "Do you dropped pinky?"
"Go to hell Karin you god-damned bitch!" 5 year old Sakura blurted out.

"WHHHAAAA?" Karin -being as stupid as she is ugly which is alot- gasped.
"Ohmygod you and SAKURA had a baby?! Sasuke-kun whyy?!"

Karin ran from the bar wailing and soon Konoha had this crazed idea that Sasuke and Sakura were a couple.

"Well..This is weird." snickered Kiba.
Sasuke groaned and ran from the bar, taking mini Sakura with him.

They ate dinner in silence. Riceballs and dumplings. No ramen. Ewwwww like Sasuke would have ramen in his fridge.
Then after she went to the bathroom -again- she plopped into the guestroom.

After a few minutes, she got up and wandered around.
"Dadddyy.."
"Sakura what is it?" Sasuke rolled over.

"Can I sweep with you?"
Sasuke glared.
"PWEAAASSSEEEE?"
Damn. The girl was more annoying when shes 5.

"....Fine....."
Sakura buddled herself under the covers and hugged Sasuke.

THE NEXT MORNING..

Sasuke felt movement, his eyes opened in alert.
He blinked.
Sleeping next to him, in a too-tight-too-short shirt and no shorts.
"Hello there." he smirked when she woke up.

And screamed.
"SASUKE UCHIHA YOU PERVERT!"